yudodis | (no subject)

You could.

But I trust that your sense of justice would lead you to would consider that punishment excessive.

There is indeed no suitable punishment in Kree law for annoyances. Not even a welcomed annoyance.

Edited 2020-10-07 21:18 (UTC)

Well, so long as it is welcomed... there is an Earth tradition regarding it.

It is referred to as 'making it up to you', a form of voluntary reparation based upon the degree of annoyance.

As the injured party, how would you rate your irritation between 1 and 10? With 1 being 'charmed' and 10 being 'violent.'

Somewhere in the middle. Perhaps exactly in the middle. Neither violent nor charmed.

Not even a little charmed? I need to make it up to you more than I thought!

I have some ideas. Do you have a free day sometime in the near future?

I can ask the Emperor if time can be allotted if there are no pressing cases. He is very generous.

Spectacular! Please do let me know the timeframe so I can produce an experience worthy of you.

I do not know that I can anticipate his well. But to my knowledge nothing is going on at this time.

Indeed. But once you have your answer, I shall design a delight you shall never forget.

You are one of whom I have a hard time fathoming.

If I did not have a little mystery, it would be no fun, would it?

Mystery can cause people to get hurt. That isn’t good.

Mystery can also cause people to feel a thrill. That is good.

Does it? I am a soldier, and I do not think that has been true.

There are more types of a thrill than brushes with death.

I hope to introduce to you a few of them.

Well, I do desire to learn new things. I shall look forward to this.